Beyonce Bad Lip Reading is Even More Awesome, EWHS, WLHS Sports Skeds

Good morning, Windsor Locks and East Windsor! Today is Tuesday, Jan. 29, 2013; there are 336 days left in the year.

Typically, I try not to repeat myself too much in the Daily 5s. Unless it has to do with Taylor Swift. Because I love the Tay Tay. Heck, watch a bonus video of her here.

(Standard Windsor Locks-East Windsor Patch Disclaimer regarding Taylor Swift: There is absolutely nothing creepy at all to have a crush on a woman 20 years my junior. Nope. Nothing creepy at all. Move along. Nothing to see here.)

Anyhoo, today I’m making an exception, because this Bad Lip Reading of The Beyonce (whom I also love) made me laugh unusually hard.

Trust me on this one. It takes a while to gain momentum, but once it does, it’s hilarious.

I always lose it at the 1:57 mark.

“LA FWAY!”

Here’s your Daily 5:

1. The East Windsor High boys and girls basketball teams square off against their Coventry counterparts at 7 p.m. The girls are home and the boys are away.

2. The Windsor Locks High boys and girls basketball teams face Canton High at 7 p.m. The girls are home and the boys are away.

3. The East Windsor Shared Services Committee meets tonight at 5:30 p.m.

4. 2013 Connecticut Income Tax forms and Federal 1040EZ are now available at the Windsor Locks Public Library and the Warehouse Point library in East Windsor.

5. The Windsor Locks EIDC has a special meeting at 6:30 p.m.